The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
Poetry.
Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post
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this is so fucking funny to me that one of the three is just some rich guy he’s not even a scientist
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
Lol I forgot what weddings were and I thought your future husbands were just going to a grocery store with you and were just very emotional about Walmart
he better cry his fucking eyes out seeing me walk towards the cart, mustard in hand
owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you
It’s also waking up the next day and having no idea what crashed so loud at 3 am because everything looks fine
I literally spent this morning trying to find what crashed last night. I couldn’t. LOL!
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
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I’ve legit never seen this in my life but apparently it was really common in where and when I grew up o.O
im still pissed off about シ and ツ
I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?
im going to stab you in the face
ソン of a—
There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!
ワt the フck is going on
this is my worst nightmare.
I didn’t need this one too come back to my life yet here we are
???? i don’t understand what is happening ????
They’re complaining about Katakana (Japanese phonetic characters, used primarily to transcribe foreign words) that are confusingly similar in design. Specifically, シ (shi) and ツ (tsu), ソ (so) and ン (n), as well as ノ (no), and ワ (wa) and フ (fu). So, it’s:
* I’m still pissed off about [shi] and [tsu]
* I don’t shi (see) whatsu (what’s) bad about this?
* Son of a—
* There’s really no need to get so worked up over something as minor as this!
* Wat (what) the fuck is going on
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
please turn on the audio for this
[goat bleats]
Person offscreen: Don’t you yell at your mother.
[goat yells]
Person offscreen: You think that’s funny?
[goat bleats again]